totally-relatable:

“Go wash the dishes!”

“Go take out the garbage!”

“Go fold the clothes!”

“Go make me coffee!”

“Go do the laundry!”

“Go hang the clothes!”

“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”

(Source: sreezuh)

smilingemoticon:

people who pour the milk into the bowl before the cereal

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asdfghjkllove:

(Source: bedussey, via srewollofnu)

hungarian:

if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon

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